list of men i trust:
- john mulaney
- andy samberg
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Taniqua
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Bisexual
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• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
• Tom Holland
• Lin-Manuel Miranda
john cena
Nick offerman
Barrack Obama
kings hawaiian rolls are on par with good pussy
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”
Great! How do I uninstall it?
There’s no shit hotter than when a girl grabs your face and kisses you with fierce intensity, her tongue touching your own, creating a storm in your stomach.
if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good
doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?
if you wake up at all then you’re doing good
drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world
like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty
In daddy’s bed 👽👾💕
